Teacher Arrested At Sydney International
A high school teacher was arrested today at Sydney’s Kingsford-Smith International airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator. At the press conference, the Attorney General said he believes the man is a member of the notorious extremist Al-Gebra movement.
When asked to comment on the arrest, Federal Opposition Leader Bill Shorten said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of maths instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes." Fellow Labour colleagues told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the Opposition Leader
Sage Tip Of The Week:
Want to feel safe inside your locked front door? The answer is Don't unlock it but talk to the person that rang your bell. Go to Amazon.com and order a set of two "COM TALK" FM intercom units. Mount one inside and the other above your outside front doorbell. Costs is $55.00 for two and includes shipping. No Plug outside??,Do what I did. Run a small-cheap extension cord under the the door and against the door frame. Doorbell rings you push a button inside and say "Who's There"and the door is closed and locked. If you can swing the cost buy two sets and install the other two one in the kitchen and the other in the bathroom or bedroom. They work anyplace in the house or the garage because they send your voice to all units that are plugged in and the return answer the same way. You can use them as an in the house intercom system and on the front porch.