A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked “Is my time up?” God answered, “No, you have another 40 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.”
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was hit by a car and died immediately.
Arriving in front of God, she commented, “I thought you said I had another 40 years, why didn’t you pull me from out of the path of the car?”
The Good Lord Replied, “I didn’t recognize you".
Almost every Man in the church stood and applauded, and very few ladies stood with them.
Sage Advice:
When I was a young boy, my older brother inquired of my father: "Since I am now in the Navy, would you object if I had a tattoo on my arm"?
I'll never forget his reply: "Yes I do object, and so will God himself object, If he had intended for your body to carry a thing like that for all your life, you would have been born with it on your arm. I told your sister Mildred, who has the most beautiful red hair, the same thing, when she wanted to become a blonde."
Sage Comment:
Mildred remained a red head all her life and admitted the change to blonde never would have worked. Her eyes were a light blue, her brows were as red as her hair and a blaze of freckles passed from her right cheek across her nose ending at her left cheek. Her skin was the give away, that white you only see on a true red head. Not to mention the plethora of red-headed girls and boys she gave birth to. She was delighted when her hair turned a beautiful bright silver gray as she aged. Jim got that tattoo but nobody ever knew till Dad dad passed. It was on the outside of his right leg just above his ankle.