An old geezer, who had been a retired farmer for a long time, became very bored and decided to open a medical clinic.
He put a sign up outside that said: Dr. Geezer's clinic. "Get your treatment for $500, if not cured get back $1,000."
Doctor Young was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine and thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic. Here is what transpired.
Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all sense of taste in my mouth.can you please help me?"
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."
Dr. Young: "Aaagh!! This is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."
Dr. Young is more than a little annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to try to recover his money.
Dr Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Doctor Young: "Oh no you don't, that is gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."
Dr. Young, having now lost $1000, leaves angrily but comes back after several more days.
Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak, I can hardly see."
Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so here's your $1000 back."
Dr. Young: "But this is only $500"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500 thanks"
Sage Advice
I went to the pub last night and saw an obese chick dancing on a table. I said, "Great legs." She giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so?"
I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."
Honestly, when you are over sixty, it doesn't matter anymore