There were all the regular types of stuff: Spilled milk and pennies saved. But then the teacher realized, that only Janie was left."Janie, do you have a story to share?""Yes ma'am. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy.
She was a Marine pilot in Desert Storm, before she married daddy and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy Territory, and all she had to take with her was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife. She drank the whiskey just before she pulled the thing to shoot her into the air and then she parachuted right into the middle of 20 Iraqi troops........She shot 15 of them with the pistol, as she was getting near the ground until she ran out of bullets, she killed four more with the knife, when they attacked her as she hit the ground, the knife got stuck in the chest of the fourth man, so she had to kill the last Iraqi with her bare hands by ripping his throat out."A helicopter rescued her and she got the Silver Star for doing all that.
''Good Heavens," said the horrified teacher. "What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story?" He told me the moral was,"Don't mess around with Mommy when she's been drinking."
Sage Advice: I love these touching stories !!!