"One U.S. Marine is better than ten Isis fighters!" Furious, the Isis commander quickly sets up a defensive position, and orders 10 of his best men over the dune where a gun battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes ...and then there is silence.
And the same voice again calls out:
"One U.S. Marine is better than fifty ISIS 'S.O.B.'s'!"
Outraged, the ISIS commander sends his next best fifty troops over the dune and instantly a huge gun fight commences. After ten minutes of battle...again silence.
Sure enough, the same voice calls out again:
"One U.S. Marine is better than a hundred ISIS fighters!"
The enraged ISIS commander knows that just can't be true, and musters 100 fighters and sends them to the other side of the dune from two directions. Automatic rifle fire,grenades, machine guns, and cannon fire ring out as a terrible battle is fought ...and once again there is silence.
Eventually, one badly wounded ISIS fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men... it's a trap!"
"What?!" the commander cries. "Is there more than one man?!"
"Well, no..." he gasps with his last breath. "But the Marine has a Lady Marine fighting from a hill behind him and she is shooting a machine gun with each hand and she is setting off two automatic cannons from a foot pedal under each foot."
The Commander replied:
I thought the New Geneva Convention outlawed those Irish Catholic Lady Marines, let's get out of here right away;